1、我每天除了吃饭的时间全在减肥,你还说我没有毅力?
I am losing weight every day except eating time. Do you still say I have no willpower?
2、我比你瘦!比你努力!你活该这么丑!
I am thinner than you! Harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly!
3、最需要减肥的不是你的身体,而是你的欲望。
What you need most is not your body, but your desire.
4、咱们是胖子营养过剩的胖子少吃点不会怎样的!
We are fat people who are fat and eat little.
5、减肥的胖子真是伤不起啊,饿的我连觉都睡不着了。
I can’t afford to lose weight. I can’t sleep even if I’m hungry.
6、无心减肥肉再掉,有心减肥减不掉。
Lose weight without heart, lose weight and lose weight.
7、空有一颗想减肥的心,偏偏生了一条吃货的命。
There is a heart that wants to lose weight.
8、减肥是人生的第二大事,第一大事是好吃好喝。
Losing weight is the second most important thing in life.
9、上天给了我一颗减肥的心,却没有给我一张减肥的嘴。
God gave me a heart to lose weight, but did not give me a mouth to lose weight.
10、有时,在减肥与不浪费之间做选择,真的很难。
Sometimes, it’s really hard to choose between losing weight and not wasting.
11、给大脑减减肥,里面不该装太多的你,已经超重了。
To reduce the weight of the brain, you shouldn’t put too much weight on it. It’s already overweight.
12、那些想减肥又没有意志力喜欢吃东西的人,没救。
Those who want to lose weight and have no willpower to eat are not saved.
13、减肥这种事情,一般都是胖子喊,瘦子做。
Weight loss is generally the case of fat people shouting, thin children do.
14、减肥的誓言,只有吃饱之后才想起。
The pledge of losing weight is only remembered after eating.
15、你们给我挺住!都别吃!都嫩么肥了怎样还有脸吃!
Hold on to me! Don’t eat it! Are you fat? How can you still have your face to eat?
16、胖子没前途,你心灵再美也就是个好心肠的胖子!
Fat man has no future, and your heart is beautiful again.
17、女生永远在减肥,除非遇上喜欢的男生。
Girls always lose weight unless they meet boys who like them.
18、你就不怕有人在背后悄悄惊叹你的勇气么!
Are you not afraid that someone will be amazed at your courage behind your back?
19、减肥并不容易,每一块肉都有她的小脾气!
It’s not easy to lose weight, every piece of meat has her little temper.
20、听说过很多减肥的方法,依然胖着过完这一生。
I’ve heard a lot of ways to lose weight, and I’m still fat enough to finish this life.
21、有种女孩,脑海里只有两件事:吃和减肥。
A girl has only two things in her mind: eating and losing weight.
22、别减肥了,丑根本不是肉的错!
Don’t lose weight. Ugliness is not the fault of meat!
23、为什么减肥这么难呢,因为有许多事放在心里不好瘦。
Why is it so hard to lose weight? Because there are many things in mind that are not very thin.
24、辛辛苦苦几十年,一吃回到减肥前。
After decades of hard work, before eating back to lose weight.
25、有没有人跟我一样,家里真是个减肥的地方。
Is there anyone like me, home is really a place to lose weight.
26、吃饭虽易,减肥不宜,且吃且珍惜。
Easy to eat, not to lose weight, and to eat and cherish.
27、不管用什么方法瘦下来,只要你不控制绝对成功反弹!
No matter how thin it is, if you do not control, you will definitely rebound.
28、减肥努不努力,取决于要泡的人有多帅。
Losing weight does not depend on how handsome people are.
29、减肥减到标准就行了,不然不吃东西嘴巴苦苦的。
Lose weight to the standard, or else do not eat mouth bitter.
30、我试过很多减肥的方法,却仍旧还是这一身肥肉。
I’ve tried many ways to lose weight, but I still have this fat.
31、如果心宽体就胖,那妒嫉定能减肥。
If the heart is wide and fat, then jealousy can reduce weight.
32、生命在于折腾,减肥就是闲的没事来回瞎折腾。
Life is tossing and turning. Losing weight is just idle.
33、商场里漂亮的衣服,难道你不想穿上它?
Don’t you want to wear beautiful clothes in the mall?
34、死胖子,你活该被人嘲笑,活该没男人要!
Dead fat, you deserve to be laughed at. You deserve a man!
35、这世上唯有减肥和爱情,不是付出就有回报。
In this world, there is nothing but weight loss and love.
36、不好只是幻想自我瘦了的样貌,而不做发奋!
Bad is just the illusion of thin appearance, instead of strenuous!
37、要想瘦,先吃肉。这样你就可以减肥了。
If you want to be thin, eat meat first. So you can lose weight.
38、一个人连自我食欲都控制不住,还跟牲口有什么区别?
What is the difference between a man’s appetite and his appetite?
39、你怎么就这么喜欢吃东西?你和肉亲啊,还是怎么着?
Why do you like eating so much? Do you kiss meat or something?
40、别总说减肥,好像你一瘦下来就能飞升似的。
Don’t always talk about losing weight as if you were thin enough to fly up.
41、别吃了别吃了!求求你们了!再求一次!
Don’t eat, don’t eat! Please! Ask again!
42、每天坚持减肥,减掉的不只有体重,还有自卑。
Daily weight loss, not only lose weight, but also self abased.
43、夏天要到了!你那象腿就别自讨没趣地穿裙子了!
Summer is coming! Don’t ask for a dress like your leg.
44、减肥没有那么容易,每块肉有它的脾气。
Losing weight is not so easy. Every meat has its temper.
45、我消极对待减肥,能不能取消我的胖子资格啊。
I am negative about losing weight, can I cancel my fat qualifications?
46、女生不对自我狠心,男生就会对女生狠心。
Girls are not cruel to themselves, boys will be cruel to girls.
47、为了感情的兄弟姐妹们,你们更就应有自制力。
For your brothers and sisters, you should have more self-control.
48、看美女一个个活得更滋润,为啥?
Look at the beauty of each one, live more moisten, why?
49、减肥太累,干脆胖出自己的风格。
Losing weight is too tired, and simply make your own style.
50、要瘦就得付出代价,受不了就继续在胖子行列混。
If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. You can’t bear to continue mixing in the fat crowd.
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